if you yell at me because i did something wrong there’s a 764% chance that i won’t care
"I felt too much, he didn’t."
"Theres a brief moment when you first wake up, where you have no memories. A blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness."
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
"I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it."
"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
plot twist : 2014 is not real because we all died in 2012
i met a girl with 12 nipples
(Source: kimcrying, via we-are-all-johnlockedinthetardis)
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
(Source: moderatelybadbitch, via we-are-all-johnlockedinthetardis)